Let Me See If I Understand All This...

If you cross the North Korean Border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian Border Illegally, you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally, you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese Border illegally, you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban Border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

HOWEVER

If you cross the South African Border illegally, you get...

 - a job
 - a drivers licence
 - a pension card
 - welfare
 - credit cards
 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

 - a free education and

 - free health care

Perks Include - 

* ? Weapons of your choice

and in South Africa you can...

* ? murder

* ? use drugs

* ? drink and drive

* ? steal

* ? rape

But Please South African's Don't Smoke -  In public it is illegal

UnDerReZisTaNz ReTurNz

UnDerReZisTaNz GiGz

At last. It has been awhile since our hiatus. We had taken a little break since the birth of my 2nd child. 

I was looking at giving it a second go, so after contacting one of our guest Dj's we decided to hold on to that thought.

Three months after speaking with him, he contacted telling us that he was ready and keen to get back in the show. He told me that one of the owners of Burn and he were chatting, and he mentioned that he would not mind Dj'ing a set, he had mentioned us and told Delia more about us. She seemed very interested. He told her what our Music Genre style was and what to expect of us, and not long after that conversation and a promised to get back to Len did we hear from him.

The date is set, the time is not quite set and neither the cover charge, so stay tuned... 

You are most likely looking at 8pm, and a CC of R40 at most.

More details to be confirmed of course. Please remember this is a big step for us to perform at Burn for the first time ever, so please give us your support.

Music to expect from us on the night will be from popular, Industrial, EBM, Alternative and Metal artists.

Stay tuned for more on the playlist from me and many of our awesome DJ's at the night.

BURN The ReZisTaNz

They Say a Picture Speaks A Thousand Words.

I'll let the picture say it for you

Mark Fiore's "There's No Secrets After All"

 

Assange should embed this in his Wikileaks page...